So, if I were stuck on a desert island [or a dessert island for that matter] and could only ever watch one movie for the rest of my entire life, it would be this one. I know I pretty much quoted the entire movie, except for one favorite quote...Guess what it is and win a prize. If you haven't seen this movie yet or you didn't like it, you're a COTTONHEADEDNINNYMUGGINS. Which, by the way, I discovered that I can not say 5 times really fast.
"Congratulations! You did it! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here."
"First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."
"I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."
"My finger has a heartbeat."
"Francisco! That's fun to say!"
"I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up."
"Don't tell him what you want, he's a liar. ... You disgust me! How can you live with yourself? ...You sit on a throne of lies. ...You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa"
"Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS"
"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear."
"It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me..."
"It's a crappy cup of coffee...No, it's the world's BEST cup of coffee."
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."
"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite"
"SON of a NUTcracker! "
"Does somebody need a hug?"
"Buddy, the elf, what's your favor color?"
